skin as white as snow with thoughts darker than you can possibly imagine

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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idioticteen:

David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song 

buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

corporalbutts:

wendys-scrapbook:

I love seeing medical articles with photographs depicting period cramps like this

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when it actually feels more like

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also i wouldnt be wearing those light colored pajama pants if i were her

mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

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